when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

September 25, 2017 at 7:52 pm Add a comment!

Are you sure it was a Dildo. Otherwhise much worse for the guy to whom that penis belonged.

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