when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn’t notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML

January 23, 2020 at 8:58 pm Add a comment!

You will be remembered as the best nephew ever. (By some).

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