when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse…. “Just marking my territory.” FML

January 4, 2020 at 2:11 pm Add a comment!

Oh, that is so cute… He don´t wan´t anybody else to have you… Or wait… dump him…

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