when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, while in the hospital recovering from surgery, I got into a fight with my wife. Apparently, she feels that I shouldn’t have gone to the hospital because “Funerals cost less than surgery.” She brought an extremely detailed spreadsheet to prove it. FML

January 10, 2018 at 12:58 pm Add a comment!

Well. I guess she is right. Especially when you will definitely need a funeral later on, even if you take the surgery.

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