when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML

July 22, 2018 at 9:53 am Add a comment!

Good to get that opinion cleared out early in your relationship.

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