when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, the weird guy with the ‘Elvis in Las Vegas’ haircut-and-sunglasses combo who cleans tables at my work tried to hit on me. This is the most interest any man has given me in a year. FML

December 4, 2020 at 8:46 am Add a comment!

At least ha have hair (unless it´s wig).

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