when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, the first guy I tried to have sex with at university got his foreskin stuck in his zip and had to go to hospital for stitches. He told all his friends I did it on purpose with my teeth during a blowjob. I now have a reputation, so I guess I’m staying single for the next 3 years. FML

February 21, 2018 at 6:09 pm Add a comment!

Great. Now you can focus on your studies.

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