when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, “What you gonna do, old man?” attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML

May 7, 2021 at 8:09 am Add a comment!

So what, he fucked up his face and neck permanently.

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