when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, on my way to work, I realized that I took my Viagra instead of my blood pressure medication. FML

October 29, 2017 at 9:34 pm Add a comment!

Just explain to your coworkers what happend and they can watch so everything is alright with your bloodpressure… and your thing.

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