when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my wife screamed to stop the car in an intersection, so I slammed on the brakes. From the left, an SUV rammed full force into us. My wife is unharmed, but I now have a broken left arm and our car is totaled. On the bright side, she caught the Pokémon in the road. FML

January 10, 2018 at 12:56 pm Add a comment!

Might have been a very rare one.

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