when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML

September 5, 2020 at 9:09 pm Add a comment!

Ask for some money and you can go out and buy yourself what you are wishing for your birthday.

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