when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML

April 16, 2017 at 9:22 pm Add a comment!

At least you are not seasick and had to throw up under the water like your wife.

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