when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my son brought his new girlfriend home. I took him aside and hugged him, reassuring him that I loved and accepted him no matter his sexual preference. He looked at me confused and asked what I meant. His girl was obviously trans, but he had no idea. I didn’t know he didn’t know. FML

October 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm Add a comment!

Don´t worry. He would have noticed later on anyway…

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