when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my sister couldn’t find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

September 2, 2018 at 8:51 pm Add a comment!

Great. Now you know where it is til next time.

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