when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML

July 6, 2021 at 8:23 pm Add a comment!

Great. Now you wan´t be hearing anything more from that stupid boss again.

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