when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school’s alumni association for my recent passing. I’m still alive! FML

February 3, 2017 at 3:52 pm Add a comment!

Stop complaining. What about your mum? Or if the card where true!

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