when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my husband asked me to check his asshole to see if his haemorrhoid had grown any bigger. This is my life now, all romance gone, and having to check his hairy ringpiece every day, and our kids wonder why I drink before I can fall asleep. FML

May 29, 2021 at 6:27 pm Add a comment!

That´s true love.

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