when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML

March 19, 2021 at 1:35 pm Add a comment!

Don´t worry. It might just have been her new boyfriend mention it when the talked about sexual preferences.

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