when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

February 3, 2017 at 3:53 pm Add a comment!

So, what about the cat!

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