when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my dog became too old to eat dry food. A $9 bag used to last him 3 weeks. The equivalent in the cheapest canned food is $63. FML

January 22, 2018 at 6:33 pm Add a comment!

Well, if your dog had a “little accident” your expenses for dogfood should be just about zero.

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