when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my dad told me that I can’t wear leggings on Friday nights, because, “your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies.” FML

April 30, 2021 at 10:01 pm Add a comment!

Just keep them on and make a deal with him you get half of his winings…

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