when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I shit myself unexpectedly at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML

September 2, 2018 at 8:55 pm Add a comment!

Just put a sign “closed” at the door. Try to lock the door, cover the windows and take a nap in an well hidden place.

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