when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn’t believe in “not eating meat.” FML

April 4, 2020 at 1:12 pm Add a comment!

Don´t bother about it. In a crises he would be to no help but rather eat you.

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