when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my boss installed a comment box for anonymous suggestions on how to improve the workplace. So far, I’ve received 5 notes from my employees requesting that I be fired or replaced by a hotter woman as it’s the best way to improve the company. FML

September 26, 2017 at 9:32 pm Add a comment!

Great. So the business is going on just fine.

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