when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

June 28, 2022 at 10:58 am Add a comment!

Great, now you can file him for hurting you.

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