when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, in the bathroom at work, I heard two co-workers enter and begin a very private discussion. Not wanting to embarrass either of them, I figured I’d sit quietly until they left. Big mistake. They talked for an hour and a half. I couldn’t feel my legs. FML

October 6, 2023 at 10:16 am Add a comment!

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