when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I’m so broke after my recent divorce that I stole toilet paper from my church. I’m the pastor. FML

August 15, 2019 at 7:38 pm Add a comment!

Don´t worry. A divorce might also be a sin according to some doctrines so stealing might not be worse than that.

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