when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I’m officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

May 7, 2021 at 8:15 am Add a comment!

But still you are not so fat you can´t wipe your own ass.

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