when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

May 16, 2021 at 12:09 am Add a comment!

Don´t worry. Guys find that sexy.

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