when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn’t find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML

November 25, 2017 at 6:51 pm Add a comment!

Just go to the interview with a burka.

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