when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for “lying” about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

February 21, 2018 at 6:22 pm Add a comment!

Great. There you showed her.

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Injuries

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