when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said “What can I do for you young man?” I’m a girl. A girl with short hair. FML

January 4, 2020 at 2:02 pm Add a comment!

No problem. Just go out topless next time.

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