when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went to my boyfriend’s house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I’ve been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

August 30, 2019 at 8:24 pm Add a comment!

Oh, one is all you need for tonight. You can get more at the store tomorrow.

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