when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said “You’re having salad.” FML

January 10, 2018 at 12:55 pm Add a comment!

Well, two good things, you don´t have to think more about that, and you will get a heathy meal…

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