when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, “Rape isn’t bad if you think about it.” FML

February 5, 2017 at 7:23 pm Add a comment!

Honesty is one of the qualities most people apreciate in a relationship.

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