when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML

July 17, 2021 at 11:22 pm Add a comment!

No worries. Some nicotine will cheer you up

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