when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn’t come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor’s office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

February 8, 2018 at 6:58 pm Add a comment!

Maybee he just got an extra work as a doula…

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