when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I’d woken up from, because it’s been three months since I’ve worked at that call center. FML

June 15, 2021 at 8:05 am Add a comment!

Great. Don´t forget to pick up your paycheck.

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