when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was woken up by my brothers drunk throwing wet Cheerios on my face at 3:00 am and asking for a pillow. FML

February 4, 2020 at 12:09 am Add a comment!

Good thing he didn´t throw up wet Cheeritos on you.

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