when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

January 23, 2020 at 9:03 pm Add a comment!

Good. Just continue playing hard to get.

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