when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

October 29, 2017 at 9:23 pm Add a comment!

Great. Your insurance will cover that much better.

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