when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today I was to start a new job after a long search. To celebrate, I ate a spicy bowl of noodles from I shop near to my house. This morning I ignored the urge to poop and drove to work. When I got there, I got out of the car and immediately crapped myself. Diarrhea. Fired. FML

March 31, 2019 at 9:03 am Add a comment!

Go to the noodle-shop and tell the manager what happened and there might be an opening for you there.