when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

June 30, 2020 at 7:51 pm Add a comment!

Just borrow a phone, dial your own number and ask him to give the stuff back.

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