when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men’s section. Dad said: “You don’t want those, they are for men.” I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: “Men have a penis!” FML

February 5, 2020 at 2:15 pm Add a comment!

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