when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

January 23, 2020 at 8:59 pm Add a comment!

Good thing it wasn´t your cat. You can´t keep a cat that is chewing your hair.

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