when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I tried to remove my contact lens, but it wouldn’t budge. Turns out I was pulling on my cornea. I now have a pool of blood in my eye. FML

March 28, 2018 at 7:23 pm Add a comment!

Thats why we have two eyes.

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