when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I told my dad I started taking jiu-jitsu lessons. He responded by laughing and saying, “Martial arts are for pussies, you should just get a gun.” FML

February 8, 2018 at 6:54 pm Add a comment!

Well, just kick him in the groin.

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