when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I’m pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

August 22, 2019 at 5:17 pm Add a comment!

No problem. You might wan´t to do a maternity-test at the same time.

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