when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I still have no idea why I got married. All my wife does is drink Coke and watch TV. Perhaps the silver lining is that she’s not doing coke in powder form. FML

November 8, 2020 at 7:33 pm Add a comment!

Right. Sugeraddict is at least legal.

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« Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, “You’re pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you.” My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé’s parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML »