when life sucks… You can always see it from the bright side

Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn’t dead. FML

June 3, 2017 at 2:42 pm Add a comment!

Don´t worry. You should be able to talk you out of the situation and you will be released.

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